I like this one...
May. 29th, 2008 11:53 am from urbandictionary.com
attention spam May 28
attention spam May 28
A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.
"Kali's numerous typos were a result of her suffering from attention spam."
(Actually, I went there to look up what "jumping the shark" actually means, and got distracted.)
(Actually, I went there to look up what "jumping the shark" actually means, and got distracted.)