My own Santa Letter, courtesy of bjarvis

[billeyler]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I helped fuzzygruf hide a body (-173 points). In September I stole bjarvis's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed redozdachs's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I helped allanh across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-183 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, billeyler

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