Who wrote this?

[billeyler]

Just out of curiosity, I've started reading the FIRST blogs of folks on my friends list.

Here's a test...which blogger wrote this as the first paragraph of that person's first blog:

"Yes, I've finally created a LiveJournal. I hate blogs. I hate blogging. I view blogging as yet another activity demanding that I allow myself even less of a life than I already have."

You collect TWO points if you guess correctly and didn't cheat by going to read all the first blogs on YOUR friends list!

Clue: Irony

Comments

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

Was it Catherine Zeta-Jones? I never read her.

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Wow! Very close! The word "zaftig" DOES apply, but it's not K Z-J!

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

You get three points, just 'cause.

[kent4str.livejournal.com]

I'd guess allanh, but it could be any of a number of people we both know...

[pdxchuck.livejournal.com]

I take it that it is the same person who used the words, "portal heads" as the last two words of the fourth paragraph of his second post. Correct?

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

very impressive! You get an extra point for sheer effort! You don't appear to be on that person's friend list, so that makes you a Lurker Extraordinaire!