My own Santa Letter, courtesy of bjarvis

[billeyler]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I helped fuzzygruf hide a body (-173 points). In September I stole bjarvis's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed redozdachs's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I helped allanh across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-183 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, billeyler

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Comments

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

Ixnay on idehay the odybay!

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

The "Hiding The Body" bit was so appropriate for the little...err...incident when I called the dance in San Fran last month, that I almost split a gut laughing!

[allanh.livejournal.com]

I will make the following observations.

(1) Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies.

(2) You would have gotten more than 6 points for helping me if it had been a street I wanted to cross, and you hadn't hit me over the head with a blackjack first and dragged me across.

(3) You would also have gotten more points if the street you helped me cross wasn't a freeway cloverleaf. (Leaving me in the middle of the cloverleaf.)

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

In September I stole bjarvis's purse (-30 points).

So it was you! *Bitch*! :-)