My own Santa Letter, courtesy of bjarvis
Dec. 6th, 2005 12:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
billeyler Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I helped ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} fuzzygruf hide a body (-173 points). In September I stole bjarvis's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed redozdachs's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I helped allanh across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-183 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:42 am (UTC)(1) Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies.
(2) You would have gotten more than 6 points for helping me if it had been a street I wanted to cross, and you hadn't hit me over the head with a blackjack first and dragged me across.
(3) You would also have gotten more points if the street you helped me cross wasn't a freeway cloverleaf. (Leaving me in the middle of the cloverleaf.)